You have dared to enter the dark depths of the internet, welcome...
This website was created by none other than the code goblin Johnathan Thus.
This goblin is trying to level up in the arcane arts of Computer Science!
Oh what was that?...
You wish to speak to him, human?
They say you can find him at : Jthus@Buffalo.edu
You're still here?
What is it? What do you want?
Oh I see! You're worried he wont speak your language.
He speaks all of the following.
Now leave this place! Go on! This is no place for humans.